He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
