you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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