Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just want nice things and good sex
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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