Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she peed on how many people?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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