omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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