can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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