So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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