Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
tell me about the eggs
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