YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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