I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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