My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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