If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
a search helicopter?!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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