so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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