he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
