part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
