i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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