dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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