It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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