You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
