I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
