so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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