I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Be still, my beating vagina.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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