Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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