when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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