I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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