let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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