THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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