What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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