i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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