so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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