Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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