and you said cock pushups were impossible
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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