i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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