literally had 100 drinks last night.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
