at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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