All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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