I just saw a hot homeless man
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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