And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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