some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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