he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
