Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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