scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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