quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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