i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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