Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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