she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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