Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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