One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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