So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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