I love black thongs
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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