Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I have post one night stand depression
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