ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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