i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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