god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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