Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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